I fucking love grapes.

-Girugamesh

This is terrible, and yet I laughed so hard at it.

Anti-Jokes

So this guy walks into a bar.
His dependency on alcohol is tearing his family apart.

-Girugamesh

:) :)

Fuck you, fat people.

-Girugamesh

Q & A

All relating to the Jewish people...

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A: A canoe tips.

Q: How do you get 100 Jews in a car?
A: Throw a quarter in it.

Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus?
A: Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

Q: Why do Jews always cheat on math tests?
A: Because they already have the number on their arm.

Q: How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beetle?
A: Fifty-four. Two in the front, two in the back... And fifty in the ashtray.

Q: Why do Jews have such big noses?
A: Because the air is free.

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Jews fighting over the same penny.

Q: Why did the Jews walk around the desert for forty years?
A: They heard someone dropped a quarter.

Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.

So... That's all for today. Maybe a different culture next time...

-Girugamesh

Nitsa,

This is the story of your life.

-Girugamesh

So, a baby seal walks into a club.

-Girugamesh

Animals Do the Darndest Things

Another Jew joke. This one's for real.

What's the difference between Jews and Santa Claus?



Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

Happy, Nitsa?

-Girugamesh.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Well, a Jew is a Jew, and pizza is a pizza.

PS: No offense as far as the picture goes. By now you should realize half the things on this blog ARE offensive though. ;]

-Girugamesh

When will they learn?

-Girugamesh

Carol Never Wore Her Safety Glasses...

Neither did Bill.




-Girugamesh

I passed.

Nic won't.

-Girugamesh

Onward!

-Girugamesh

WARNING

No, we're not racist.

So no offense.

To you who are offended.

PS: Don't be offended.

Really.

We don't mean it.



But, for those of you who are offended (even though we ask you not to be)...

Here's some retaliation.



-Girugamesh

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Nitsa... this is directed towards you.

-Girugamesh

Have you checked the children?

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At the start of your day, remember to...



Unless you fail.

-Girugamesh

Courage Wolf is a real man.

-Girugamesh

Umm... I really don't know what to say. Maybe I'll come back and edit this post when I come up with something spontaneously.

-Girugamesh

This is just plain fucking awesome.

-Girugamesh

Peppy Hare commands you to do a barrel roll...

-Girugamesh

That's right, atheists.

No offense Christians...

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We are celebrating our first follower. Even if it's pathetic because it's someone we know very well. Shh!

-Girugamesh

Mr. Spock...

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yes.

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Um. Yeah.

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Lol.

-Girugamesh

Guess I should have added this earlier. But it's still hilarious.

-Girugamesh

This kid will always make me laugh.





-Girugamesh

OverNineThousaaaaaaaaand

OverNineThousaaaaaaaaand will always have NINE (9) a's.
Oh! and rainbows can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon. Their power is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!

-Girugamesh