Q & A

All relating to the Jewish people...

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A: A canoe tips.

Q: How do you get 100 Jews in a car?
A: Throw a quarter in it.

Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus?
A: Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

Q: Why do Jews always cheat on math tests?
A: Because they already have the number on their arm.

Q: How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beetle?
A: Fifty-four. Two in the front, two in the back... And fifty in the ashtray.

Q: Why do Jews have such big noses?
A: Because the air is free.

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Jews fighting over the same penny.

Q: Why did the Jews walk around the desert for forty years?
A: They heard someone dropped a quarter.

Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.

So... That's all for today. Maybe a different culture next time...

-Girugamesh